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My Gift is My Song and This One's For You

This week has been incredibly busy what with all my solitaire playing and ignoring the mound of laundry waiting to be folded and put away.

I still haven't finished making my mother's present, nor do I have anything to put under the tree for most members of my family. Not to mention, unless I start baking some cookies soon, Santa will be getting a plate of dried turkey dog treats to munch on once he finally gets here.

There is so much to do on my to-do list I'm going to have to start writing it all down on a roll of toilet paper because I'm running out of room on my scratch pad, since I haven't had much luck in crossing any of the items off.

That said, I did get one item off my list finished.

I completed my submission for Citizen of the Month's 2009 Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert.

Because dammit, the laundry can wrinkle, the cookies can wait and if I don't finish my mom's present I'll just wrap up some of those dog treats for her. I have my priorities firmly in order, peoples.

And by that I mean I stopped playing solitaire long enough to wrestle into a push up bra, slap some war paint on and croon like a cat being strangled all in the name of spreading seasonal joy for another blogger's blog.

I'm a giver like that.

So if you want to watch a bunch of bloggers make total arses of themselves (with the exception of a few very talented people who like to make the rest of us all look bad) head on over to Citizen of the Month's and have a chuckle.

After all, it's not often I sit in front of my computer in a low cut shirt and yodel as though my life depends on it.

Photo 91Note the boobage. I was hoping it would distract you from noticing when your ears started to bleed.

My dogs are still howling and my husband has completely lost all respect for me.

Go enjoy the carnage show.

You won't regret it.

Well, okay you might regret it. But only in that 'wow, I too have totally lost all respect for Redneck' type of way.

Just know I did this with love in my heart and no booze in my blood stream.

*Like my billiards game, my singing always drastically improves with the consumption of liquor.

I knew I should have had some irish cream in my coffee this morning.


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Reader Comments (43)

will go have a peep!

loving the hair style!

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBecca

Way to work the smoke and mirrors, girlie. Word to your singing, and your boobs. It almost makes me want to dust mine off and take 'em for a spin. But I'm too lazy to shimmy out of this sports bra.

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterElly Lou


December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMFA Mama

Hot Boobies!

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterA Vapid Blonde

That is my favorite Christmas song, I have loved it since I was a kid. Now that I am out of the parents house(along time now) every year my dad and I will call the other as soon as we hear it on the radio, it is a competition to see who hears it first!! LOL I absolutely loved your version, and it made my day! Thanks!! and Happy Holidays!! :D

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNikki

Got my morning fix of boobs and a Christmas song. Way to make my day!

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJessica

^^^Ok technically it is afternoon but my buzz just wore off. Cut me some slack.

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJessica

Hi, You were "great"...Julie

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJulia

I just pissed myself, fell out of my chair, and gave myself a concussion. Happy Holiday indeed.

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWill


December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterVirginia

i'll get back to you when i can hear again.

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRandom

Hehehehe.....NICE! You should totally blast that when your teenage kids bring a date home to meet you. hehehehe.....that made me giggle.

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHockeymandad

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that was redneck perfection. YOU ROCK GIRL!!!

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertony

great bobbies.

we want more.

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhalf the story

I. Love. Your. Boobies.

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMiss Behavin

Aww hell... you're a riot! I love your blogs! ;)

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMiss Mandie

Sorry I was too busy staring at the boobs to notice your singing. But thanks for sharing!

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMad Woman

Holy Santa Balls! I don't know what went on longer, that song or your cleavage. My word! Like a car wreck. I couldn't turn away.

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterOut-Numbered

Cheers! that was pretty good, the bouncing helped

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkyooty

1. I love the comments in the background. It makes that song.

2. Lorelee can SING man!!!!

3. You were so awesome and I'm not talking about your cleavage. (Though that was fantastic too)

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer McKenzie

I Heart Baz Lurman and Moulin Rouge

...and this ones for you!

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJessica Jones

... I wanna blind my minds eye...

that was soooo bad.... I think you and I are related... although YOU have much better boobs AND hair than I ever hoped to have....


December 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPooba~


and I mean NUTH-ING says American Christmas like Cheech and Chong's "Santa Claus and his Old Lady Song"

Ahh, the tender memories of it

"On, Donner! On, Blitzen! On, Chewy! On, Tavo!
C'mon, Becto!"

December 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterlarrylily

Aw, your family should have done that with you. Bad family.

December 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKristin

That was absolutely brilliant! The long-suffering looks on the dogs' faces truly captured the moment.

And even some Christmas cleavage. Awesome.

December 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterIntrepid Eddie

"Note the boobage" Sheesh! My short attention span is still distracted by the "perky witches tits" from a few days ago!

December 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSteve

Had I known you were sober, I never would have criticized your singing.

And if anyone could watch that video and NOT note the boobage, I pity them from the depths of my soul.

December 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichael @badassdadblog


Just wow.

December 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDaddy Geek Boy

Thanks for participating. I delayed the start of the show for several hours waiting for your video because I knew how important your cleavage, uh, I mean your singing, was to the entertainment value of the show. And, like always, they, I mean you, did NOT disappoint.

December 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNeil

You are adorable. I loved watching all the videos.


December 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAdventures In Babywearing

i liked when you brought your dogs in the video... and by dogs i mean titties.

December 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commenternic @mybottlesup

Where you singing? I didn't notice. To busy looking at the bouncing boobs.

December 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKevin Riley

Everybody's a critic. My big boss kitty A.K.A. The Queen was crying at the end of your song. No, not the "Oh that was just so sweet" kind of sniffle that the grandma that wasn't run over by a reindeer might do.No this was more of the "Oh God! Make it stop." kind of cry. As for me and Cuddlecakes, we kind of liked it.

December 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterklaatu

Good call on offering up the boobs as a distraction!

So freakin' funny.

December 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDual Mom

and boobies too.
although your bobbies aren't too shabby either.
great post, i may have to dig out the computer speakers as yet another tactic to avoid immediate responsibility. or maybe i will just skip to another post. very fun, you are

December 20, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermagda

Thanks for the link. I love people that can't sing and do it anyway. Plus I'm completely jealoius of those knockers of yours. Way to go, rockstar!

December 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDawn

If I were so inclined as to what to score with you and I needed to smooze it up a tad
OK, MORE than a Tad
I would say "WOW, what a voice."


since I even have some standards all I can say is

Keep your day job, whatever that is LOL

Man, that needs some work.

Do they have Canadian Idol up there? If so, try out for next years show.

December 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterlarrylily

You.rock. :D Merry Christmas!

December 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer S^N

OMG! That was totally worth all the malls I have braved this year!

December 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterManiacal Mom

WOW, I am a big fan of your blog, but please don't scare your black & white dog like that again! Did you see his face? Great job on the song, you will win! By the way, the words are "incriminating claus marks on her back". Have a happy holiday & keep writing your wonderful blog!

December 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTuff

Boobage works. For realz.

December 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGunfighter

I had fun! You are cool!

December 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterxleon

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