After careful consideration and deliberate ruminations, a name has been bestowed upon the newest little Redneck.

Thank you to everyone who participated and suggested a name. In the end, I completely disregarded and totally ignored each and every one of your suggestions because I am thoughtless thoughtful like that.

Regardless, I am entirely grateful for every suggestion sent my way. Really. Cross my heart.

The Kid, from this moment on, will be forever blogged as Jumby.

Jumby has been born.

Jumby, there will never be a moment in time where we aren't overwhelmed with gratitude and love for having found you.

You could have been adopted into a classier home, one that doesn't worship the makers of ductape or know the joy of streaking through the woods buck naked, but I guarantee you, no other home in the world could love you as much as we do.