Ripping the Duct Tape Off

Growing up my mouth (that is the sarcastic words that would randomly pop out of it) would generally find my arse in a buttload of trouble.

Through the years, I have learned to curb my sarcastic tendencies and try to think before I speak.

It hasn't always been easy, but my therapist assures me it's worth the trouble. It shows I'm growing up.


Today though, today is special. Today I can be as sarcastic as I want and let loose with all the flying zingers I want. Because I have been publicly mocked, made fun of and roasted until I'm all but charred over at Cynical Dad's.

Today is the day where I let my inner mouthy bitch loose and give her free reign.

Man does it feel good.

So why are you still here? Go forth, be merry and revel in the true caustic nature of the beast known as Tanis.

(Oh sweet verbal freedom. How I forgot what you tasted like...)

I'll make it easy for you. Click this link and let loose your own inner mouthy beyotch. Rip off the duct tape and revel in the carnage peoples.

You know you want to.