My Sincerest and Deepest Apologies

Yes, I am still alive.

At least that is what the throbbing in my temples is leading me to believe.

And if my freaking dog hadn't just shit in the middle of the kitchen two seconds ago, while my back was turned, I would tell you where I have been in the last few months. And beg for forgiveness for causing any worry.

But since poo can't wait, blogging will have to.

What's one more day, right dear internet?