I Am Unrepentant

I wrote a new post.

But I didn't write it for this blog. I wrote it for Mr. Lady's blog.

Why?

Because today is her birthday and what better gift could I give her than mocking sarcastic words written in love?

Plus, I posted nude photos.

Of her.

And me.

People really shouldn't give me access to their blogs. I may just take advantage of it. Heh.

Go here if you want to read it and ogle my nakedness and hers.

In the meantime, I'm taking the phone of the hook and unplugging the laptop to avoid hearing Shannon's screeching when she finds out I ran amuck on her blog.