Pass the Puns, Please

Good morning dear internet. It is time, once more, for me to pass along some cheese for you to enjoy with your breakfast. In honor of my four-year old niece's birthday, I have passed along the pun I told her this morning. Enjoy your Sunday groaners!

Why did Tigger get his head stuck in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
( I never said I told my niece a good one!)

For those of you with a more sophisticated palate, I present this one for you:

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."

Hee hee.