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Wednesday
Dec272006

I Just Wanted My Vagina Book...

For most people there are four seasons. Spring, summer, autumn and winter. I, however, have five seasons to deal with. I like to call it the sorrow season. It begins every Oct 21 and runs until Jan. 5. This time of year has no spectacular display of autumn foliage, nor does it have breathtaking exhibition of wintery whiteness. No, this season is generally accompanied by used and crumpled tissues; empty kleenex boxes; and a big bulbous red nose. (Apparently, there are some seasonal similarities...)

This season of sorrow was hard. Not that I expected jolly laughs and good times. I honestly believed that getting through all the firsts would be the most difficult part of the grieving process; everything after would pale in comparison.

I was wrong. What I neglected to take into account was that through a lot of those so called "firsts", I was still in shock. My son was only dead for two months when I had to face our first Christmas without him. I had barely processed the fact that he was gone, let alone what a lifetime of Christmas seasons without him would mean.

Shock is a grieving mom's best friend. It can numb the sharpest of pains like nothing else.

The only shock I had this year to to insulate my pain was when I touched a shorted out wire on a string of Christmas lights this winter. And it didn't help dull my pain or lessen my memory. It did however, get me to curse like a seasoned sailor who just picked up a cross-dressing tart only to discover....

I wasn't ready for the onslaught of emotions that began bombarding me from the anniversary date until now. I had naively and somewhat stupidly thought that I had done the hard part and survived.

Turns out, the hard part keeps on coming. It never really ends. It's like that annoying pink rabbit banging on that freaking drum to advertise batteries. It just never stops banging away at my heart, at my head.

This year was harder than last year. Last year people made excuses for my shabby appearance, my lack of thoughtful gifts, my inability to articulate an intelligent thought. After all, I was grieving. I had just lost my baby boy. This year, it was as if a spot light was turned on me and people were examining me to see if I survived my year in purgatory. Apparently, I didn't receive a passing grade. This year people expected the T from the past to make a long awaited appearance. They thought that she would come back in fine style, shake off the dust from being trapped in a grieving box for so long and start entertaining the masses. They were disappointed to discover that she no longer exists.

That T, that piece of me is gone. Replaced by a more sober, sadder version of myself. This T no longer cares if the packages are deliciously wrapped and rival Martha Stewart's. This T no longer cares if Fric has a hole in her stocking or if Frac's hair is cut. This T realizes the only value of Christmas is the value you create by being together and appreciating the small moments togetherness creates.

The old T was buried with her son. She no longer exists. It's a hard lesson for those who love me. It's a hard lesson for me. I resent having had to change. I liked myself, who I was before death reached in and snatched the light from my soul.

But I like who I am now too. I have walked a path no person should have to. I have experienced a pain so severe, so debilitating, no human should survive. But I did. I survived, am surviving. I may have a few more earrings and body art to show for it, but I am relatively intact.

I discovered a strength, a resilience I never knew was part of me. And I kept my funny bone, even when my heart was ripped from my body and buried with my Bug.

All in all, this Christmas was good. Hard, but good. I kicked my hubs ass several times around the board games, I watched my children's faces light up with excitement and wonderment and I talked with my Bug through out it all. He was as much a part of this Christmas now as when he was alive. Minus the tube feedings and shitty diapers. There was a bad moment, when my well-meaning mother-in-law gave me my present. To every other adult female in the family she gave various vagina books; Your Vagina and Menopause, Your Vagina and It's Health, How to Be an Effective Leader with a Vagina; I was looking forward to my vagina book. Perhaps I'd get the How to Grieve with a Vagina, or How to Watch What You Say When You Have a Vagina.

Sadly there was no vagina book for me. Instead there were three lovely picture frames. It was a thoughtful gift, but it only served to remind me that while I replace the pictures in two of the frames, one picture frame will be frozen in time, collecting dust. Forever frozen while everyone moves on.

Every one but me.

I don't believe I will every truly move on. Part of me will linger with my boy until the day he is in my arms once more. Part of me doesn't know how to let go, forget a life so beautiful it hurts to remember it. Part of me never wants to.

Because that life, that boy, is part of me, a part of this family I created. It is a part I cherish, love and admire. And death do us part, it still exists. It always will. Some years it may be more dusty, others it may be more vibrant, but every year day it is always present.

I am looking forward to this season of sorrow coming to an end. After the new year, when the tree is back in storage, the ornaments carefully packed away and the house once more swept clean of Christmas merriment, I might be able to breathe deeply again, without this pain in my chest. I just have to get through New Year's. And his sixth birthday. I will survive. I will cope. I may even grow.

If I don't think too hard of who he would have been if life had worked out just a bit differently.
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Reader Comments (21)

I cannot imagine your pain and loss.You are right in saying a piece of you is gone and grieving never goes away. Do not lose who you are for the sake of Fric and Frac. They are alive and need you, your baby boy is safe and out of pain in Jesus's arms.

December 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

This was beautifully written, T. The holidays are so difficult after you've lost someone close and I do understand what you meant about those around you waiting to see if you've moved on, one year later. Like a calendar year is going to erase the pain.

I'm thinking of you. {{Hugs}}

December 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMrs. Chicky

The amazing thing about your sense of humour is that it never feels like armour, or a red herring - it's always there, side by side with your honesty and courage.

December 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterbubandpie

Maybe your MIL thought you had your vagina all figured out. I mean, not all of us need vaginal self-help ;)

I hope the new year brings further insights into your new self along with the sense that your old self won't be forgotten.

They are both amazing people.

December 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterECR

Life is a journey....we just keep going and things happen and keep shaping up and changing us.

I am so sorry....I can only imagine your pain.

December 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterCrunchy Carpets

Didja ever see Fried Green Tomatoes where all the ladies are sitting around with a mirror checking out their va-ginees? Can't help but get that look on your face like you've been smelling onions. Well, that's the face I had when reading about your MIL getting all up in your junk. Good to know that's how y'all roll up there in Vancouver.

I'm sorry you're sad. I hope each day things get easier for you...

Much love biotch.

December 27, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterkimmyk

I don't even know what to say...

I believe you to be one of the strongest people I know.

I love you T!!

December 27, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterDaisydee

Sweetie, my heart aches for you.

You will always have sweet Bug by your side, and these Christmasses will get easier every year......not less pain, but easier.

Hugs from across the Pond

cq

December 28, 2006 | Unregistered Commentercraziequeen

I know someone who experienced the loss of a child unexpectedly like you. He and his wife experienced the same thing as you... the "seconds" were harder than the "firsts."

I admire so much your determination to be the new you as difficult as it is. I think you honor your son and the rest of your family by being honest, not pretending that you have moved on... how is that possible to move on from your child?

December 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMary-LUE

Your words constantly move me, I swear think sometimes your emotion comes thru the computer screen (it is strange yes I know). Just from reading you here I think you are such a strong woman.

December 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJ

((((((( hugs ))))))

December 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWeekends Off

Your words make my heart hurt. Your life has forever changed and people shouldn't expect you to go back. You can only move forward, continue to survive and find moments of happiness mixed in. That may mean that you should go buy yourself a book called "If Your Vagina Could Talk."

December 28, 2006 | Unregistered Commentersomething blue

Mitch Albom wrote "All endings are beginnings, we just don't know it at the time." I think it just takes longer to get to the beginning sometimes and you need to do it at your own pace and not on someone else's timetable.

I can only imagine your pain and your grief which I'm sure is magnified by the forced jollity of the holidays.

May you continue to have strength on your journey and take comfort in knowing at least your vagina is in no need of any self-help along the way otherwise you would have gotten a book!

December 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterLinda

You should've gotten the "Damn girl, you and your vagina are great writers!" book. I've just spent the last hour reading through your blog. I know I've been here before, but never this in depth. You are an absolutely beautiful soul. I've got you bookmarked on my internet browser and I plan on visiting daily from now on.

Ps. Only 8 days left until your fifth season ends. Many hugs

December 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterLauren

Oh T, I can't even imagine. Of course you will never be the same person again, I can't even imagine how anyone would think you could be. You are a strong woman.

As for your vagina? Well, I guess you've got that covered... or uncovered.....well, whatever suits your fancy ;)

December 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJenifer

I came, I read and I felt your pain.

What else can I say?

Cheers!

December 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterCanadian Dude

You're so beautiful.
And anybody who thinks one year is sufficient time, needs a kick in the head.

December 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJ.

I think seconds are often harder than firsts in a way because, despite everything, we sort of think, "Phew. Got through the first. Now the second will be easy (or easier)." And then it hurts and we're totally unprepared. I'm so sorry you're hurting right now.

December 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterB.E.C.K.

T, you are amazing. I am glad you are writing about your Bug. My husband's best friend lost his 3-year-old daughter 4 years ago and I've been amazed at how many people think he should've "just moved on" by now. I am sad for you as a fellow mom, but I have to believe, like you do, that you'll be reunited with him some day.

Hang in there!

December 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSuburban Turmoil

As I sit here with tears rolling down my face, I know there is nothing I can say or do to make any of this better. I know I don't know you, but I am thinking of you and wishing you well. I'm so sorry for your loss!

January 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterradioactive girl

Hello. And Bye. :)

February 1, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkookimebux

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